You are all bastards.
Just, you know, FYI.
From 6th October 2008 to 4th June 2009, for 243 days, I blogged every day, come rain or shine or suicidal thoughts. I gave you a minimum of one blog entry every single day. Most days you got more.
[All of them quality, of course.]
And did I get a single thanks from any of you? No. No I did not.
And then I didn't blog quite so much. And then I blogged a bit less than that. And it was only then that you shifted yourselves to get in touch. I wasn't blogging so much anymore, you whined. Touchingly, much of the whinging was specific: I wasn't blogging quite so much about you.
Cry me a river, arseholes.
Well, I'm throwing down the gauntlet. I'm going to give a daily blog a go again. It won't last forever but I need to get back into the swing of things.
So I'm back, babies, I'm back!
Not that any of you lot would even care.