New Girl and I went to Ikea (of course) to buy me some bookshelves and her and Man Hands a dining table. A couple of Ikea people helped us load the gear into the car.
As we drove away I said to New Girl, "The staff here must say, 'Here's that lesbian couple again. Their house must be chockers with furniture.'"
"'And no wonder - they have no men to reign them in!'"