I've always known Scarab was good at spending her own money. Turns out she's fairly talented at spending other people's money too.
"I think you should try this on, haze. It couldn't hurt to try.....Oh it looks great. You should definitely buy it."
But that is it. That is definitely it. I am now going to enter a long and dark period of fiscal restraint. It's a good thing I bought 24 bottles of wine when the Antiquer and I went to Harvey. I'm going to need all the sustenance I can get.
* And for the record, I ain't Spartacus either.