They Only Come Up to Your Knees

To celebrate The Rooster's achievement we're heading once again to The Burp's place for a barbecue. Chopper will be there so I'll be on my best behaviour (ie, I will only refer to him as Mr Chopper).

I asked The Burp if she wanted me to bring anything and in listing the food that would be on offer, she threw in this little gem:

No doubt I will be doing my very special fried rice again. Must get started on it now - as it takes me all day.