On a Good Wicket?

I sent this joke to The Burp:

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel shoved down his pants and asks, "Did you know you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrrrrrrrgh...and it's driving me nuts!"

She wrote back:

And his wooden leg must be the gear stick??

Mercifully she didn't try to make any jokes about his middle stump.