M-a-r-v-e-l-l-o-u-s

At the footy on Saturday night Scarab was outraged - outraged - when someone suggested she didn't know what the hell was going on.

"I do so know what's going on. Haze, tell them I know what's going on. That's one side, and over there that's the other side...isn't it? Who am I barracking for again?"