24 October 2005

Angry Penguins

I have decided to start naming drivers on the roads in the fashion of a Kevin Costner movie:

Drives Wearing Hat
Indicates Randomly
Brake Lights Are Optional
Sits Up Arse
Gestures With Middle Finger
Dances with Death

It's kind of like poetry, don't you think?

2 comments:

hazelblackberry said...

Boom, BOOM!

Grump Les Tiltskin said...

Why you ask, Two Dogs?