24 October 2005

Angry Penguins

I have decided to start naming drivers on the roads in the fashion of a Kevin Costner movie:

Drives Wearing Hat
Indicates Randomly
Brake Lights Are Optional
Sits Up Arse
Gestures With Middle Finger
Dances with Death

It's kind of like poetry, don't you think?


mygoals said...

After that movie came out, my ever so poetic sister bagan calling Roberta: Cries A Lot.

I think she called me: Drinks Too Much.

She'd have to change Roberta's now to: Plays Guitar.

And mine to Frets.

hazelblackberry said...

Boom, BOOM!

SuperFreo! said...

Why you ask, Two Dogs?