24 October 2005

Angry Penguins

I have decided to start naming drivers on the roads in the fashion of a Kevin Costner movie:

Drives Wearing Hat
Indicates Randomly
Brake Lights Are Optional
Sits Up Arse
Gestures With Middle Finger
Dances with Death

It's kind of like poetry, don't you think?

3 comments:

mygoals said...

After that movie came out, my ever so poetic sister bagan calling Roberta: Cries A Lot.

I think she called me: Drinks Too Much.

She'd have to change Roberta's now to: Plays Guitar.

And mine to Frets.

hazelblackberry said...

Boom, BOOM!

SuperFreo! said...

Why you ask, Two Dogs?