Written on the Door at the South Beach Toilets

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Don't EVER use the South Beach toilets. They are vile. Unless like me you've got something happening down there that will not withstand the 20 minute walk back home. In that case you can sit there, glumly contemplating the filth around you, the various diseases you are contracting by allowing your skin to come into contact with the toilet seat, the graffiti and the giant huntsman you've suddenly noticed up on the wall.

Then you can cheer yourself up with the thought that close cousins of this vile specimen will no doubt infest your house all summer long.

Also, despite the depraved surroundings, you feel nothing but relief that you made it here. The alternative is too hideous to contemplate.