23 December 2004

Children Schmildren

One of the good things about not having kids is that you don't have to be some kind of appropriate or responsible role model.

This comes in particularly handy when you've finished your bbq pork chops and you've still got a whole lot of caramelised apple sauce sitting on your plate. Who are you being a bad example to when you just get face first into that sauce and lick it up?

No one. That's who.

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