24 December 2004

I'm talkin' fifth season Night Court lame.

So guess what?? There’s an exciting new movie out. It’s called Ladder 49. With John Travolta! And Joaquin Phoenix! I can’t wait to see it!

Apparently it’s about firemen, as is made clear when on the ad they play this stirring, and compellingly delivered, min-soliloquy by Mr T:

“peoplearealwaysaskingmehowitisthatfirefightersrunintoaburning
buildingwheneveryoneelseisrunningoutcourageistheanswer.”

Phoned it in? Nay. I would say old Johnny T out-of-office-auto-replied it in.

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