A few of us at work were chatting about the benefits of having memberships to various places and institutions.
"I belong to the zoo," said one chap, unfortunately for him just as Canned Ham walked past.
"That's nice," she said. "What enclosure do they keep you in?"
This tickled me no end, and then the Ham turned on me.
"Watch it, hb. With a laugh like that they'll have you in with the hyenas."