One boot camp woman was talking about the boyfriend of another boot camp woman.
"He's a Pole," she said.
"He's a what?"
"A Pole. You know, Polish. hazelblackberry's met him."
"Yeah? What's he like?"
"Great! A real straight up and down guy."
Luckily we'd been working with weights all morning and no one had the strength to chuck anything at me.