Later on in the arvo one of Boxer Girl's friends and her husband turned up. At some point the friend got it in her head that she needed to set me up with one of her single (male) mates.
"Hey, here's one for you!" she said and proceeded to name a fellow.
You know how sometimes you just know someone isn't right for you? You don't need to meet them, you don't even need to have them described to you. You just know.
Fortunately the friend's husband knew too. He's a sensible, level-headed man and I was so grateful when he stepped in and said, "We are not introducing hb to Dodgy."