17 April 2009

Pants on Fiar

New Girl wants me to get her a job where I work. I'm not sure my vast and rampant power extends that far, but I've told her I'll see what I can do.


From: New Girl@
Sent: Wednesday, 15 April 2009 3:53PM
To: hazelblackberry@
Subject: update

You know I have a fantasy about being headhunted. Get a big butterfly net and come here to get me. I'll come quietly.


She's such a liar. She'd scream her bloody head off. But oh so prettily.


d said...

I have a fantasy that involves whipped cream, but I wouldn't email someone about it... I might scream my head off but.

hazelblackberry said...

d., we ALL have fantasies involving whipped cream. Come on, dude - get original!

Spud Mack said...

I didnt know we could just make these requests. I too am on the look out for a new place of employment. I have no skills, show no initiative and no determination. But I pride myself on my punctuality. What can you offer?

hazelblackberry said...

A kick in the pants?

k said...

I have a fantasy that my life partner will not leave embaressing posts on other people's blogs - if I can't fulfill mine, then I don't see much chance of him fulfilling his.
(and careful, spud, some people might classify a kick in the pants as an easy to fulfill fantasy)