28 March 2009

The Velvet Fog

Today at boot camp, amongst the other horrors to which we were subjected, the instructor had us doing really painful little exercises to tone les gluteus maxima.

"The weather's cooling down, ladies," she squawked by way of encouragement. "You want to impress in those jeans!"

Do we? Do we really? I just figure I'll wear flowing skirts. Or, failing that, terry towelling tracky daks. Everyone looks good in them.

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