02 March 2009

Single Life Theory

Here's my new, lazy philosophy on domestic drudgery: if it can't be eaten straight out of the container, I don't eat it.

I never thought I'd be won over to cold canned spaghetti but you'd be surprised how good it can taste.

Now I just have to buy some paper plates and placky forks and I won't even have to go to the trouble of turning on the dishwasher once a fortnight.

3 comments:

new girl said...

Ah HA!! How long until you are listening to Kanye...?

hazelblackberry said...

NEVER!!!

Nick Crumbedprawn said...

Rip the curtains straight off the window and they'll double as a handy ball gown.

And eventually the build-up of dirt on your skin will make all clothes superfluous ...