Fire in the...well, you get the picture

I stopped at The Antiquer's on the way home. He'd just got back from the shops with a yummy looking salad roll and some pastries. I tried to get him to give me a bite of his roll but he refused firstly on the grounds that he had a cold and secondly on the excuse that he had the runs yesterday. Anything to avoid sharing. So I eventually managed to sneak a bit of cheese out from the innards and now my tummy is making gurgling noises and I'm inclined to think he wasn't being miserly after all.