03 March 2009

Conversational Genius

k.: Why do you have to get up early?

hb: Because. God. Just...work. Jeez. Ugh.

k.: I've mentioned before about your eloquence, haven't I?


hb: So I'll add up what you owe me and subtract it from what I owe you and then we'll...do...something. Whatever. Oh you know.

k.: Yeah. I'll pay for boot camp and you'll pay for everything else.

hb: Everything else? Until the end of time no doubt.

k.: Watch it. I'll start talking in an Irish accent again.

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