New Girl reckons that lighters held aloft at concerts will soon be replaced by the glow of mobile phones.
She could be right. Brain tumours are waaaaay more glamorous than lung tumours.
But what I really miss is the footy scarf, held up between two outstretched arms, swaying back and forth to Little River Band's latest hit. I always yearned to be in the audience of Countdown. Those kids had it made in the shade.