1. How embarrassing.
2. Do they allow mercy killings yet?
3. Why didn't anybody stop me??
4. I could have danced all night....
5. So, er, who actually won, like, the stuff?
6. Big thanks to all my best girlie friends for rocking up, frocking up and looking FAB.
7. Huge thanks to k. for cleaning up. Clearly I was not in any condition to do so. And I'm not now, either.