07 February 2009

Prefab Sprout

New Girl and I were talking about her wedding invitations.

"And what I want is a really silky cream ribbon. Nice and thick. And creamy. A rich cream. Like clotted cream. A generous dollop of clotted cream...............Maybe I should have had dessert."

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I called to New Girl, "Come in here and listen to this Scottish accent."

We stared at the TV in fascination.

I could only nod when she turned to me and said, "I was hungry before but now I'm ravenous."

2 comments:

New Girl said...

The venue is booked! Perhaps we should have someone play bagpipes?

hazelblackberry said...

Only if they can play them with a Scottish accent.