"And what I want is a really silky cream ribbon. Nice and thick. And creamy. A rich cream. Like clotted cream. A generous dollop of clotted cream...............Maybe I should have had dessert."
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I called to New Girl, "Come in here and listen to this Scottish accent."
We stared at the TV in fascination.
I could only nod when she turned to me and said, "I was hungry before but now I'm ravenous."
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The venue is booked! Perhaps we should have someone play bagpipes?
Only if they can play them with a Scottish accent.
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