07 February 2009

Prefab Sprout

New Girl and I were talking about her wedding invitations.

"And what I want is a really silky cream ribbon. Nice and thick. And creamy. A rich cream. Like clotted cream. A generous dollop of clotted cream...............Maybe I should have had dessert."


I called to New Girl, "Come in here and listen to this Scottish accent."

We stared at the TV in fascination.

I could only nod when she turned to me and said, "I was hungry before but now I'm ravenous."


New Girl said...

The venue is booked! Perhaps we should have someone play bagpipes?

hazelblackberry said...

Only if they can play them with a Scottish accent.