I CAN'T BEAR IT ANY LONGER! WHAT THE MALDICION* IS THIS NEW JOB OF YOURS? Bloody blog...It's just a big tease...**
Anyway, I sent her a lengthy email this morning, explaining my job - as I understand it - so that should give her something to think about for a while.
*The Burp never used to be one for the harsher language arts. This is what the single life does to a woman.
**Yeah, that'll stand up in court. "She was leading me on, your honour."