09 February 2009

The Burp: Text Message

I CAN'T BEAR IT ANY LONGER! WHAT THE MALDICION* IS THIS NEW JOB OF YOURS? Bloody blog...It's just a big tease...**

Anyway, I sent her a lengthy email this morning, explaining my job - as I understand it - so that should give her something to think about for a while.

*The Burp never used to be one for the harsher language arts. This is what the single life does to a woman.
**Yeah, that'll stand up in court. "She was leading me on, your honour."


Spud Mack said...

So what about the rest of us poor saps who are not in regular e-mail communication with you?!?!

Or am I the only one?

hazelblackberry said...

Spud, you're not the only one. You'll all just have to suffer in yer jocks.

The Burp said...

You're right about the language...I'm slowly turning into trailer park trash...

My word verification was UNACCES...even it kows my language is becoming unacce(s)ptable.