The Antiquer handed me a cup of lollies.
"There was a lid on them, but it fell on the floor in the men's toilet. I decided you probably wouldn't want it."
"No I wouldn't. But I am delighted to know that this open container of food was soaking up the atmosphere of the facilities."
Really, though, who was I to complain? There were lolly bananas in the mix - and Chicos!