Grumpy is doing a slow boil in front of the NAB Cup Western Derby listening to Glen Jakovich's commentary:
"Des Headland has been accredited with that goal.....which is what the Dockers recruited him for somewhat years ago."
According to Grumpy, "That idiot is a disgrace to South Coogee Primary School."
Anyway, I need to break the news to him that Miss Marple begins in 15 minutes. That should do his blood pressure the world of good.