One of Grumpy's more difficult colleagues has come to the end of a long period of bachelordom and has got himself a girlfriend.
As we headed to the beach yesterday Grumpy informed me, "He's so much easier to get along with now that he's getting his greens."
"His greens? I think you mean his oats."
"I can assure you, my dear, that it's oats."
"Whatever. Both good for you. It's not like you'd be interested."