WM: hazelblackberry, could I get your advice on something I don't understand.
WM: What's the difference between X and Y?
HB: Well, X means this and Y means that (3 minute explanation).
WM: That's not how I see it at all.
HB (to self): Interesting, since 5 minutes ago you didn't even understand it at all.
HB (out loud): Hmmm.
WM: I certainly won't be following that reasoning when I'm giving advice.
HB: It's been nice working with you.