Grumpy got a bit frazzled trying to keep the cats under control when I was out of town. In my absence they took to jumping up on the kitchen benches with gay abandon.
He has decided we need to institute a strict disciplinary regime. He calls it The Debenching Initiative.
Sounds to me like a military manoeuvre. Which, when you think about it, is probably what it's going to take.
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I know where you can get your hands on a big MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner. To hang up in your kitchen before the press conference. Later you can use it to hide behind.
Is he serious?
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