The Burp just dropped me back at work after we had lunch together.
"I feel so bloated," I said. "Don't you feel bloated? I have this theory that you often feel bloated after a meal 'cause you've been laughing and gulping air while you eat."
The Burp waited a few moments before she replied. "No, I can't say I feel bloated. That's probably because I don't find you funny."