19 June 2007

Revenge

The Burp just dropped me back at work after we had lunch together.

"I feel so bloated," I said. "Don't you feel bloated? I have this theory that you often feel bloated after a meal 'cause you've been laughing and gulping air while you eat."

The Burp waited a few moments before she replied. "No, I can't say I feel bloated. That's probably because I don't find you funny."

2 comments:

True Blue said...

After reading this post and the last one...this Burp sounds like a terrible friend...
Make her grovel for forgiveness.

Karen said...

I guarantee that if I ever get a chance to have lunch with you, I will feel bloated afterwards.