I went to the movies with New Girl during the week. We were wandering around beforehand choosing somewhere to eat. New Girl pointed to a place across the food hall but I couldn't make out the name of it so she had to read it to me.
I told her, "You know bad eyesight is just my cover for being illiterate? Amazing isn't it that I've got this far without being able to read?"
"Oh no, no, no. Not to anyone who's read your work. Amazing, no. Surprising, yes."