Aaaaaallll the Waaaaayyyy

I don't want to explain what I was doing reading Reese Witherspoon's imdb page, and I'm not blaming her for this because I'm sure she didn't write it, but I just had to share with you this particular entry:

She can trace her family all the way back to Scotland, UK.

Please sit silently for a while and contemplate how ridiculous it all is.