29 August 2006

For Your Viewing Pleasure

The other night an ad came on for that execrable show, Two and a Half Men.

Grumpy must have half-grunted with amusement at something. It was enough for me to turn on him: "This show is your guilty little secret, isn't it? You've watched this show and against you better judgement you've enjoyed it, haven't you? You'd never admit it but you'd love to be able to watch it."

He turned to me, his face full of pure innocence and befuddlement. "I don't think I've ever seen this show in my life."

"Hmmm. Maybe you're right. I must be talking about me."

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