Bloody Ern and Bezley have sold The Ponderosa and moved to suburbia. To show his humble gratitude for his monster commission, the real estate agent left them with a bottle of red wine from a mysterious winery.
They brought it with them when they came up the other night for dinner with us and Abacus and donnahay. Abacus is something of a wine afficionado, a buff if you will (oh, and I think you will), and this unknown wine was offered forth somewhat apologetically.
Everyone had a sip.
"So, what is it?" asked Abacus.
"What?" cried Grumpy. "I thought you'd just have a sniff and you'd be telling us all about the winery and the quality of its soil."
"Perhaps," said Ern. "But Abacus usually identifies a wine by its aroma, not its stench."
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