14 November 2005

Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith.

After a discussion over a leisurely picnic lunch in King's Park, reclining on the emerald sward under the shade of a swaying eucalypt or two, surveying the city and the glistening blue river and enjoying the early summer sunshine, Clarinet would henceforth like it to be known that her parents should be referred to as Captain Stubing and That Lady From "There's Something About Mary" Who Keeps the Alfoil Under Her Chin.

Done and doner.

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