And, you know, it's mildly amusing and helps pass the time:
Hazel needs mentioning.
Hazel needs to find out who is behind this dastardly action.
Hazel needs a forever family to love her and make her golden years happy ones!
Hazel needs a new cage. ("Tell your story walking," says Grumpy.)
Hazel needs moist, well-drained acidic soil to thrive.
Hazel needs work but da body package is banging.
Hazel needs to comply to (sic) a certain, generic regime.
Hazel needs to tell the shopper something without scaring them off.
Hazel needs your serial number and activation keys.*
And my favourite:
Hazel needs to have her eyes wiped daily.
*I'm beginning to think Hazel might not be all she's cracked up to be.
**Rest assured, gentle reader, that if everyone else was jumping off a cliff, I would too.
4 comments:
Tres amusant. Isn't it bizarre how Google just seems to know us.
I do not have my own blog, but enjoyed this task so much I feel I need to post my results.
1. What Spud needs now is a friend who knows nothing of his work, and cares only
for the simple and happy values he secretly yearns for.
2. Spud needs an heiress to save his clan from poverty.
3. Spud needs to be fed through an intravenous
line around the clock.
4. Spud needs blood!
5. Spud needs his soul mate, or else the spell that the High Council of Magicks has cast upon him will prevent him from ever having sex with a woman again!
6. Spud needs to bring clothes that he can run around in, appropriate shoes for the surface of the Hockey pitch, a hat, pens and blank paper.
7. Mr. Spud needs a surgeon immediately.
8. Spud needs no longer to be viewed as an atypical Fold Belt deformed in an uncertain plate tectonic setting.
9. Spud needs to clarify himself.
10. Spud needs another haircut.
All these answers are true results (although using my real name) and have entertained me greatly. Thanks for the experience.
I did this a little while ago. My post is here.
You're welcome, Spud.
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