Why Did I Bother?

I should have given lunch the flick altogether today.

I bought a satay chicken pie. It was kind of foul.

(You're back? You've wiped away the tears of hysterical laughter?)

As I was eating a big yellowy-brown gob of satay chicken filling plopped on to my desk. At the same time I was suddenly overtaken by a huge sneeze and only half got my hand up to my face. A colleague walked into my office. "Goodness me, I hope that didn't go anywhere," I said. He half-looked away in disgust and gestured at my desk, "I think something might have landed there."

I hope I'm not getting a reputation.