We live in a lifestyle house.
In our house, you can enjoy a lifestyle.
What does this mean? It means two things:
(1) In cooler weather you can sit inside and watch TV. In warmer weather you can open up the doors on to the back patio, swing the TV around (the TV table is on castors!) and watch TV outside.
(2) So as not to disrupt the elegant visuals created by the marvellous windows and doors, you don't have any flyscreens. During the day, flies buzz in and out at will. During the night you either swelter behind shut windows or endure the sanity-defying whine of mosquitoes in your ears. Then you spend a fortune on retractable flyscreens.
Please, envy us our lifestyle.
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And even if he isn't Samoan...
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