Thou Shalt Not

I am becoming almost Singaporean in my detestation of chewing gum. Seeing some moron first thing in the morning mindlessly chewing their cud gets my blood boiling.

And the mouth always hangs slack and wide open like the drongo is just maintaining consciousness.

And the jaw works away furiously; making slapping, salivery sounds.

And the bloody chewing gums gets pushed over the tongue and out of the mouth - didn't your mother tell you to chew with your mouth closed???

Right. Next bus trip I'm getting on with a serve of mushy peas and an appetite. I'm going to eat without any reference whatsoever to common courtesy. Let's see how they like them apples. And them mushy peas.