Jessie Mo has kindly informed me that The Booper threw their potato masher into the toilet the other day. Hey, everyone! Don't forget to pass on the potatoes at Jessie Mo's!
Anyway, this reminds me of the time there was a 50c coin at the bottom of the toilet bowl at Don Mary's. It lingered there for quite some time, rusting away. One day I got some change that happened to include a 50c coin in a similar state of disrepair to the toilet coin. I went back to Don Mary's where I found her in the kitchen cooking...well, something.
"Look, Don Mary, "I said, "I got the 50 cents out of the toilet."
Don Mary is a woman of high propriety, at times.
"Oh, how revolting!" she cried. "I hope you've washed your hands thoroughly."
"No, I didn't put my hands in the toilet." I pointed at the tongs with which she was flipping steaks. "I used those."
I seem to recall I went to bed without any dinner that night.
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