Pre-(half)-Baked

UNDOING DONNE

Empty bus station.
Warm toilet seat. It's a cold
world but not lonely.


ON THE ROAD TO MANDALAY

Grampa's moustache - how
we itched to shave it. Secret
tattoo. Treasure map.


STUBBIES

Deep in the night the
bookcase patiently waits
the stumbling bare toe.


MISS MANNERS

'Make yourself at home'
should not be understood to
mean exactly that.


BABY GIRL IS UNGRATEFUL

Dad, you were right when
you said to eat my eggs; they'd
put hairs on my chest.

Spam as Haiku!

[Wild Action In Bedroom]

Girls don't stay with limp-
meatstick pals. You won't be one
with our superb pack.

Other End

Sunshine shimmers in
the trees like early spring - but
all the leaves are brown.

Cup and Lip

"With all due respect"?
I'm worth loads of it - suspect
you're giving me none.

The Fuehrer's Take On Baths

First, you stand in it;
then you sit in it - then you
wash your face in it.

Night Dive

Thin torch beam cuts
through dark, cold water. Next time
have thermos in car.

Not the Same In Winter

Screen door opens and
closes. Noise drifts on a light
breeze. Sound of summer.

Mr Rabbit

Starless sky. Red, green,
yellow: traffic lights reflect
on the wet, dark road.

Twitter

Only one hundred
and forty characters, this
electro haiku.

Pick-A-Box

Somewhere in town. I
forget exactly where. Well -
so forgettable.

New Girl Observes

The woman next door
expresses love and anger
with the same clipped vowels.

On the Road to Mandalay

Grampa's moustache - how
we itched to shave it. Secret
tattoo. Treasure map.

Freezer 1976

Forgotten bottles
burst. Froth encases the fish.
A futile spawning.

South Beach Libertango

Walking in the rain,
Grace Jones-style. (Maybe only
I see the likeness.)

tete a tete a tete

We lunch'd on many
scrumptious morsels, including
your reputation.

West Coast Highway

Racing along the
flat ocean edge, this broad tar
ribbon. Big big sky.

Culture Clash

Scarlet vine adorns
jacaranda. Ma Nature
doesn't watch Queer Eye.

Fluctuations

Summer attacks and
retreats. Respite. We lick our
icecreams and our wounds.