Wine, Women & Slag Heaps

Someone somewhere must have quite the sense of humour.

They must.

Actually, No

Compare and contrast:

In a meeting with a nice but confusing, and confused, gentleman:

NBC,AC,G: Mumble, mumble, vague...and I'm going to be completely up front with you now...vague, digression, vague, mumble...You know what I mean? You do know what I mean, don't you?

and

Public Enemy - 'He Got Game':

Flavor Flav: This is a call to all you sleepin' souls. Wake up and take control of your own cipher and be on the lookout for the spirit snipers tryin' to steal your light. You know what I'm saying?Look within-side yourself for peace, give thanks, live life and release. You dig me? You got me?

Loafin' Around

Compare and contrast:

"Remember you've got to reach high to be risen."
- Michael Franti & Spearhead, 'Nobody Right, Nobody Wrong'

and

"I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus. And nobody beats the Riz!"
- Mason Verger, 'Hannibal'

Points of View

Compare and contrast:

"The more I see, the less I know."
- Michael Franti & Spearhead, 'Say Hey (I Love You)'

and

"The more I see, the more I know. The more I know, the less I understand."
- Paul Weller, 'Changing Man'

The Sounds of Summer

Compare and contrast:

American Girl by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

and

American Woman by The Guess Who

Compare and Contrast

Life in the City by Michael Franti & Spearhead

and

Enjoy Yourself (It's Later than You Think) by Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians

Perspectives

Compare and contrast:

"We're all victims of our upbringing."
- Bloody Ern

"You're never shot of your kids."
- Don Mary

The OCD

Candy by Presidents of the United States of America

and

Completely Sweet by Eddie Cochrane

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No One Else by Weezer
and
My Last Duchess by Robert Browning

I admit it's a long shot.

The Doors' Hyacinth House and AC/DC's She's Got the Jack.

Compare and contrast.

Separated at Birth?

Christopher Reeve and Ted Maddess?

Musicology

The Archies' Sugar, Sugar and POTUSA's Candy. Compare and contrast.

(In an essay not lasting more than three minutes, adds Grumpy.)