I was driving along with Scarab and goodness knows how it came up but I said to her, "So Jessie Mo's brother wrote this blog for a while which was kind of like a defence of communism."
"What on Earth does that mean?"
"What do you mean? A blog? Communism?"
"No, defensive communism."
"Not defensive communism. I said, 'A defence of communism.'"
"Good one. Yeah, defensive communism: it's a whole new school of martial arts. You disarm your opponents with philosophy." [chops air] "Haaa! Capitalism alienates the worker from the means of production!" [chops air again] "HiiiiiiiiiYA! From each according to his ability, to each according to his need!"
"I think you've made your point."
Sometimes I feel so unappreciated.