19 July 2009


I was relaying to DJ Pups various bits of advice I'd had from New Girl re being a single girl out on the town.

Top of her pops? Wear make-up: men are stupid* and need all the help they can get in realising you are single and available.

"Gosh," said DJ Pups after she'd digested various bits and pieces. "It's like having your own Emma right on hand. You know, that film with Gwyneth Paltrow? Or, even, the book - by Jane Austen."

*Except you. Of course.

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