We have an online system thingy for checking our payslips and other stuff. I haven't been able to get on it since I started here, but I finally decided I'd better do something about it. I wrote to our personnel people a couple of times trying to get it fixed until finally the woman I'd been dealing with sent me an email saying:
"...your user ID is your system user login and your password is your date of birth ddmmyy."
Except when I first read it I thought it said, "and your password is your date of birth, dummy."
And the thing is, with everything I've been messing up lately, I couldn't really take umbrage at it.