New Girl has such an elegant way of swearing. With her ever-present English accent, it's all very Bridget Jones. As we ran madly around the Convention Centre carpark last night, trying to find an entry door amongst all the exit signs, desperately late for Michael Parkinson, she cried out in despair and horror:
"Oh arse! Why are we always so cockingly late??"
I was thinking something along similar lines. Only not as charming.