A friend from uni lives in a flat that her parents own. They tend to pop in while she's out and take care of whatever needs taking care of around the place. She is not the tidiest person on the planet and this drives her parents a bit bonkers. She came home the other day to her bombsite home to find a note on the kitchen bench.
In a big step backwards for the girls, her mother had written: "You're going to make some man very unhappy one day."
I liked what her father wrote much better: "I hope they catch the bastards that did this."