The no-longer-so-little boy next door, Dr Bellows, appears to have developed an interest in the ladies. This afternoon as Moonface and Bellows hosted a group of kiddies in their front yard, I heard the retiring young chap speaking in moderate and measured tones to another lad regarding some discovery they were going to reveal to a fair maid by the name of Laura.
"SHUT UP!!! NO, I'M TELLING LAURA, I'M TELLING LAURA. HEY LAURA, HEY LAURA, LISTEN TO ME!!!!"
- was the general gist of what he said.
I can only assume Bellows will now be a slightly more willing participant in a game of kiss chasey this summer. I'll wager that when the girls are doing the chasing he might suddenly go lame.