26 October 2008

A Bottle of Red, a Bottle of White

"Do you think Bezley will end up with another man?" asked QEII.

"Dunno. I'd like to think she would but she reckons not. She says, and I quote, 'Your father ruined me for any other man.'"

"That is not a nice mental image."

"I know what she meant; it just came out wrong. Still, it is horrific. Try not to think about it."

"Too late. I think I'll pass on dinner."

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