Good For a Paper Cut

Grumpy was surfing through the radio channels this morning as we tootled along in the car. On one station we caught a snippet of a truly dreadful song:

You know, you know, you know you've got a line in caustic wit.

A few moments later Grumpy began singing that line - the way a loathsome tune gets stuck in your head. I wasn't sure what I'd heard. And obviously neither was he because when I checked with him he confirmed that, yes, he'd been belting out, "You know, you know, you know you've got a lime and caustic whip."