"I would have thought grey hair was the least of his problems."
"Oh come on - MONOGAMY!"
(2) On another trip for food and other distractions the following conversation ensued:
hb: So, did you read that article in The Australian magazine about Subject X? It was really quite fascinating.
NG: Not yet. Summarise it for me.
hb: No. No way. Because then you'll start going on about well, did they consider this study or that major research or these findings and I won't be able to answer that because all I'm doing is summarising the this article that I read and I know nothing about the topic!
NG: No I won't, I promise. (Then in Irish accent): Oh go on. Go on, go on, go on.
hb: Well, okay... [Begins summarising article.]
NG: [interjects] Oh that is such crap. They've known that for years and anyway haven't they read the McFarglegargle Report which clearly refutes all those claims and is based on a study of 3 billion people over a thousand years. Well have they?? HAVE THEY???
hb: You're doing it. You're doing what I said. I am never summarising anything for you ever again.
NG: Oh, I think you will, my pretty. I think you will.